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take the wooden nickels

Sep 7 '13


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according to dr oz and thanks to groupon this free bottle of garcinia cambogia really works

Mar 18 '10

If I put “Personal Shopper” on my resumé do you think they’d know I was talking about Photoshop?

(via prettyproblematic)

Maybe if you beveled and embossed it.

Mar 18 '10

dual citizenship

I would definitely apply for dual citizenship to Daventry.  Wish I was Rosella.

Mar 17 '10
I wish all my dreams looked like this.

I wish all my dreams looked like this.

Mar 16 '10
drinkyourjuice: dude, you need to try it.  I did it.  It was like a million tiny angels who wanted my feet to be beautiful and soft.  A million tiny, hungry angels.

I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over how violently I’m vomiting.

drinkyourjuice: dude, you need to try it.  I did it.  It was like a million tiny angels who wanted my feet to be beautiful and soft.  A million tiny, hungry angels.

I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over how violently I’m vomiting.

Mar 16 '10

if there is a god in heaven I will be Jessica Walter when I grow up

Mar 16 '10

drinking alone

I’m drinking beer alone in my bed.

My bottle cap has a message on it.

That message is “DON’T BE AN IMPOSTOR…ON HUMANITY’S ROSTER.”

way to make me feel awesome, cap.

Mar 16 '10
youmightfindyourself: this is seriously all I’ve ever wanted in life.

nickelcobalt: fr33cat: (via firstboner)

youmightfindyourself: this is seriously all I’ve ever wanted in life.

nickelcobaltfr33cat: (via firstboner)

Mar 16 '10
I made this in Photoshop.

I made this in Photoshop.

Tags: photo
Mar 16 '10

one time

One time I dyed my hair red to look like Angela Chase.  Contrary to my expectations, it didn’t make my life painfully beautiful and well-spoken.  It just made people say “THAT EIGHTH-GRADE BITCH DONE DYED HER HAIR RED.”